No, I do not know you.

One of the main annoyances of my job is when I ask someone for I.D. and the first thing they say is:

"You know me. I come in here all the time!"

Well obviously fucking not, because if this was the case, I wouldn't ask you for I.D. now would I? If I don't know your name, you don't know mine, you don't come to my house for sleepovers then

NO.

I do not know who the fuck you are and thus...

YOU NEED TO SHOW ME YOUR I.D.!