GET OFF THE PHONE!

A simple rule of etiquette:

When entering a place of business and you need to place a type of order or request,

GET OFF THE PHONE.

A guy was just in here blabbing away on the phone with a big ass hole in the crotch of his jeans. I started daydreaming from the boredom and he tapped on the counter to get my attention instead of saying, "Excuse me" like a polite person who actually has manners. I ignore him, and he starts waving his hand and I finally decide to acknowledge him.

So basically, end your phone call before getting something, Otherwise, sit your ass outside until you finish.

Snatch Game

Ahh... people pissing me off.

Dude was on the phone and kept teetering back and forth so I finally just snatched the bill out his damn hand.

"Did you just snatch that from me?"
"No."

When I hand him his change, he snatches it and says,

"Ha, but I snatched it back right?"

... And this man looks like he is fucking 50 something years old.

Like, are you serious? Maybe if his dumb ass wasn't on the phone, I wouldn't have had to snatch his ratty ass money in the first fucking place.

Really, he was lucky I didn't snap on his ass, but I was already in a foul mood so I was already in "I don't give a fuck" mode. You see, earlier, I broke down crying at work and...

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